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The
Lovers of the Heart
In
order to form
a more perfect kiss,
enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one kiss.
Article
1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.
Kiss
on the hand
I adore you
2.
Kiss
on the cheek
I
just want to be friends
3.
Kiss
on the neck
I
want you
4.
Kiss
on the lips
I
love you
5.
Kiss
on the ears
I
am just playing
6.
Kiss
anywhere else
lets
not get carried away
7.
Look
in your eyes
kiss
me
8.
Playing
with your hair
I
can't live without you
9. Article
2:
AFK = away from keyboard
ATM = at the moment
BAK = back at keyboard
Hand
on your waist
I
love you to much to let you go
The Three Steps
1.
Girls:
If
any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2.
Guys
If
any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.
Guys
& Girls
Close
your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
Article
3:
The Commandments
1.!
Thou
shall not squeeze
too hard.
2.
Thou
shall not ask for a kiss,
but take one.
3.
Thou
shall kiss
at every opportunity.
*
Remember *
A
peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!
Here
are a few reasons
why guys like girls:!
1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3.
How cute they look when they sleep
4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms
5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world
6.
How cute they are when they eat
7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while
8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside
9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear
10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth
11.
How cute they are when they argue
12.
The way her hand always finds yours
13.
The way they smile
14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight
15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....
16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them
17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"
18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...
19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry
20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly
21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt
22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even
though we don't admit it)!
23.
The way they say
"I miss you"
24.
The way you miss them
25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
*
BBIAF = be back in a few
BBL = be back later
BRB = be right back
BTW = by the way
CU = see you
CYA = see you
CUL8R = see you later
DL = download
EG =evil grin
FWIW = for what it's worth
FYA = for your amusement
G = grin or giggle
GTG = got to go
GMTA = great minds think alike
IMO = in my opinion
IMHO = in my humble opinion
IMNSHO = in my not so humble opinion
IOW = in other words
IRL = in real life
LOL = laughing out loud
LTNS = long time no see
L8R = later
NP = no problem
OIC = oh I see
OTB = off to bed
RL = real life
ROFL = rolling on floor laughing
ROTFLOL = rolling on the floor laughing out loud
ROFLMAO = rolling on floor laughing my ass off
RTM = read the manual
RTFM= read the fucking manual
TIA = thanks in advance
TTFN = ta-ta for now
TTYL = talk to you later
WB = welcome back
WEG = wicked evil grin
WTG = way to go