-Why was Einstein so smart ?
-He could see the relativity of things.
-Why can't prisoners have a computer in their cell ?
-Suppose they would press the escape key !
-What's the name of a computer scientist's dog ?
-Fifo !
Child of the computer generation: "I can count to F !"
-girl : "Sorry, you're just not my type."
-boy-programmer : "Ever heard of type-casting ?"
I have seen the light ! (now I'm blind...)
(a joke which can only be told in Dutch:)
-Waarom is een ster vrouwelijk ?
-Het eindigt op 'ster'.
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